Michael Vick Goes Back to Jail...to Visit!

Amid rumors that his backup Kevin Kolb will be getting traded for a first rounder, Michael Vick took the time to speak to prisoners in a Florida jail. According to Yahoo!’s Chris Chase, he enlisted one of the prisoners to shade him from the sun.

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Here’s a guy who knows how to hold an umbrella. You can be sure he did not go to jail for umbrella etiquette, or as they say in the Big House, “umbretiquette”. I don’t know about you, but if I was the guy who had to hold some dude’s umbrella on a reasonably warm day while he spoke to my fellow inmates, I’d probably impale the dude with the umbrella. That’s me speaking as a felon though.

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Hopefully the Eagles can sign an umbrella holder for the first few preseason games when it’s a little too bright for Michael’s sensitive skin.

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