Amid rumors that his backup Kevin Kolb will be getting traded for a first rounder, Michael Vick took the time to speak to prisoners in a Florida jail. According to Yahoo!’s Chris Chase, he enlisted one of the prisoners to shade him from the sun.â†µ
Here’s a guy who knows how to hold an umbrella. You can be sure he did not go to jail for umbrella etiquette, or as they say in the Big House, “umbretiquette”. I don’t know about you, but if I was the guy who had to hold some dude’s umbrella on a reasonably warm day while he spoke to my fellow inmates, I’d probably impale the dude with the umbrella. That’s me speaking as a felon though.â†µ
Hopefully the Eagles can sign an umbrella holder for the first few preseason games when it’s a little too bright for Michael’s sensitive skin.