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Beer ads have a tendency to appeal to our lowest, basest urges.
It's disgusting. Not only guys drink beer, and not all guys are cretinous lechers who live for nothing more than sex, booze, and sports. Sure, I am a cretinous lecher who lives for nothing more than sex, booze, and sports.
Actually, that's reason I'm so mad about these ads: it personally offends me that beer ads paint this broad picture of all men as being a certain way when I'm completely confident that I'm in the top five percent worldwide of sex-havers, booze-drinkers, and sports-watchers. The rest of the world needs to get on my level, and these ads are sullying my greatness.
That's why I'm angry about pandering BS like this Budweiser ad, featuri-wait
oh my
oh my that's just the cutest and
and they're playing fleetwood mac i knew that off the top of my head i didn't have to shazam it
i mean
umm
it starts out as a cute little baby horsey and then it grows up and he becomes friends with the guy and oh my god
just
stop. stop. everybody go away.
EVERYBODY.