*This is not a real depiction of the NBA Lockout*
I've read hundreds of articles, blog posts and tweets trying to explain the Lockout, and even written a few myself. But it wasn't until I stumbled across this video by Taiwan's Next Media Animation that I fully understood what was going on. It all makes sense now. Here's what I learned from the 90 second video:
- Goaltending rules do not apply to David Stern.
- David Stern has hops.
- LeBron takes the "King James" mantra seriously, and wears a crown 24/7, even while cooking pizza with Derek Fisher.
- David Stern handles a chainsaw better than you'd expect.
- Speaking of, someone needs to tell Derek Fisher that he brought a machete to a chainsaw fight.
- When the Pistons eventually get contracted David Stern will weep like Rocky after Micky died in Rocky III.
- Time Warner Cable is a woman.
- LeBron's game doesn't translate in Taiwan.
- "LONG LIVE THE LOCKOUT!"
Make the jump to watch the video.
NBA lockout spoils start of 2011 season (via NMAWorldEdition)
(H/T NESN)
--
Visit our Sixers Blog Liberty Ballers for all your Sixers updates during the lockout.