In what could only be described as the worst thing to happen since Billy Wagner recorded a save against the Phillies to put the Braves in the playoffs, Cody Ross has hit his second home run of the game, another solo shot off Halladay. For whatever reason, Carlos Ruiz called for three straight fastballs and on a 2-0 count, Ross plastered one right into the left field bleachers.
Cody Ross is the worst thing that’s happened to this country since Lee Harvey Oswald.