Each time the Phillies get a man on base, they fail to advance the runner. Get guys moving so we’re not standing around watching Lincecum strike hitters out. Please God start doing something.
Chase Utley led off with an infield single thanks to the double-clutch of lard ass Juan Uribe, but stayed on first when Ryan Howard struck out on three pitches. Jayson Werth would make sure that Chase came around to score, working a long at-bat that ended in him taking a fastball the opposite way into the first row in right-center. Jayson knew it right away too. God bless the beard.